Somebody talk me down


I think I need a dose of Fox News.

Everything about the Trump administration is just so much, so fast. I watch an hour of news with coffee in the morning. By the end of the day America has been turned upside down or at least had one leg kicked out. Not enough alcohol in the whole wide world to make this shit go down any better than a hot poker in the throat.

Are Donald Trump’s tiny toes finally on the edge of the slippery slope?

It’s just so bad, and getting worse. I can’t look away. I yell at the TV.

Donald Trump is Wylie Coyote at the bottom of a cliff with a YUGE boulder teetering over him. That’s how I see it. It is crystal clear. There is no doubt in my mind.

He is guilty. Guilty AS FUCK.

I’ve been worried that there wouldn’t be enough evidence then today happened. Get out your corkscrew. The coyote is smarter (and better looking) than Trump and he ALWAYS gets smashed by the boulder. Always. There is no pretty outcome, no smooth talking lawyer will be able to undo what he’ll end up saying to Mueller’s team.

Unless he refuses to testify. Gee, that doesn’t look guilty at all.

So I’m going to turn on Fox News. Maybe Sean Hannity or Tucker Carlson can talk me down or at least take the edge off.

Spin it, boys, spin it hard.





About angelallindseth

Putting the finishing touches on The Contraption, a dystopian novel dealing with conversion therapy and social inequality. It's The Handmaid's Tale meets Divergent.
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3 Responses to Somebody talk me down

  1. thecolloquiumbunch says:

    A great read… highly amusing! *Thumbs up*

    Liked by 2 people

  2. PolitiGal says:

    This was an awesome post. Trump has created a highly valued niche in the media. People are watching the news to get a good laugh when they turn on Fox News.


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