Resolutions (and how not to make them)

Angela L. Lindseth

  1. Lose weight. How about just not gaining any new weight? It’s practically the same as losing weight. I know me, and I think this is a realistic objective. Say no to new weight!!!
  2. Get a hobby. I have hobbies: sleeping, drinking, and watching TV. What did you have in mind?
  3. Exercise more. Ha! Moving on…
  4. Get into a meaningful relationship. Try a relationship with basil. I love basil. It doesn’t snore, it expects nothing from me except water and sunlight, plus I can eat it. It’s delightful.
  5. Be more positive. Have you watched the news? I think I’m pretty fucking positive, considering. I got out of bed this morning, didn’t I? Get off my back.
  6. Make more money. This one I can get behind. As long as I don’t have to work more hours.
  7. Volunteer somewhere. You betcha, as long as I get paid (refer to number 6.)
  8. Spend less…

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About angelallindseth

Putting the finishing touches on The Contraption, a dystopian novel dealing with conversion therapy and social inequality. It's The Handmaid's Tale meets Divergent.
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2 Responses to Resolutions (and how not to make them)

  1. Great advice. Get off my back! 😄😄

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