Category Archives: humor

Things I say I’ll do this spring but know I won’t.

Garden. Damn you Pinterest and all your helpful ideas. Way to make me feel bad about myself. An herb garden is the first on my list of things I won’t plant. Shave my legs. Now before you go curling your … Continue reading

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A Birch’s Guide to Exercise

Exercise is like Fight Club. If you don’t talk about it, it doesn’t exist. Don’t get caught up in its vicious cycle. The more you exercise, the more you have to exert yourself to raise your heart rate. Why do … Continue reading

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How I know I’m old

Three hairs! appeared OVERNIGHT on my chin. I braided them with tiny beads. It looks cool. I can’t undo my bra behind my back with one hand anymore. I don’t know if I’m old or my flexibility is limited to putting … Continue reading

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OVERUSED PHRASES USED ON THE NEWS

Tweetstorm. For some reason, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum come to mind. I’m thinking Trump and Kim Jong-un. They have similar silhouettes. And haircuts (because they are weird.) A lot to unpack. With so much unpacking they could have traveled … Continue reading

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RESOLUTIONS (well one, anyway)

  I’ve had this blog, if you can call it that, for several years. I’m paying for the domain, so I may as well give a stab at a New Year’s resolution and fire out a few essays. Words of … Continue reading

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