Things I say I’ll do this spring but know I won’t.

Garden. Damn you Pinterest and all your helpful ideas. Way to make me feel bad about myself. An herb garden is the first on my list of things I won’t plant.
Shave my legs. Now before you go curling your lip, I’m Scandinavian and what’s there is blonde, and I am perfectly happy thinking no one can see it. I only shave my armpits once a year and I did that last week, so I’m good. You wish you were that lucky.
Paint my house. Okay, this one I MUST do, at least one side. The north side can wait a few more years.
Start riding my bicycle. I bought three of them used seven, eight years ago so my boys and I could ride together. I bet there hasn’t been a mile put on all three.

What’s on your list of things you aren’t going to do?

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